"Do. Or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

"This is the discipline of being free." -Twyla Tharp

"Go to where they're making the thing that you like and then work there at any capacity. ... Go to where they're making the thing that moves you, that gets you excited, and get close to it. ... Get in there and do it. ... You getting in there and putting yourself out there, if you have something to offer--someone's going to see it at some point, then you're off and running." -Conan O'Brien on Charlie Rose

"How positively delightful. It's as if someone stabbed Mr. Bubble!" -Stewie Griffin